HAppy OCTOBER 3RD,, remember to burn your house down so that there’s no looking back and years later your estranged dad will finally come home and be like “where the fuck’s my house”
the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit
People say “life is short” but living is the single longest activity you will ever do.
and it’s fucking SHORT. what if the only sentence i’ve ever written was “pee pee.” that’s still short but it’s the longest thing i’ve ever written you dickhead asshole shitwipe
Like if y'all really wanna talk about retraumatising yourself, imagine having a fucking anti as your therapist
This is still the funniest post on this site
Anonymous asked:
cowardly-bisexual answered:
I’m convinced that the reason why bisexuality has been struggling to get any kind of mainstream recognition or support for decades but pansexuality has overnight become all the rage in the mainstream media is precisely because it validates all the worst stereotypes about the LGBT community: that gay and bisexual people are just sex obsessed deviants and that it’s okay to be grossed out by trans people because you actually have to be a separate special sexual orientation to like them! Like you said, pansexuality isn’t just biphobic, it’s also actively transphobic and homophobic and that’s why cishet people love it and that’s why it’s also no wonder so many people say “I call myself pan because it just feel better than bi”. Of course it feels better, it’s reaffirming the entire LGBT-phobic system you grew up in.
just found out some of you are “kin”, lets see what congress has to say about all this
this is the person who made the “slenderman slaps my fat juicy ass” post
i am a different person now. please dont support cancel culture.
I just love *clenches fist* talking about character analysis and why characters act the way they do. It’s supremely satisfying to figure out motivations of characters and see how that ties into their core nature and how they perceive the world around them.
they really went in on each other
girl 1: you don’t even have teeth right here
girl 2:
lmfao fuck
The camera work on this is immaculate
SILVER BULLETS 💀
there’s just too much happening here. the camera work. the insults. that episode of wendy williams on the tv where she fainted. sorry not sorry blasting in the background. this is history you guys.
I have seen every episode of Forensic Files, which is a true crime show which is fantastic, there’s been about a billion of them, which means there’s been about a billion weird murders in the United States. And there’s a guy name’s Peter Thomas who narrates them and I will fall asleep watching the Forensic Files… I’m also single by the way!
